"Right after the opera, Potter-on-ice and the interpretative dance version of Beedle the Bard #NotActually Happening."

HARRY POTTER AUTHOR J.K. ROWLING, drawing the line at a possible Harry Potter TV show

"Nobody over 50 feels their age. It's a combination of denial and my generation's teenage brains. John Gielgud's advice to me was to cultivate younger friends, because a time comes when you start calling old friends and realise they're no longer there to be called."

ACTOR RICHARD E. GRANT, 58

"People are getting naked in front of me before they (shower)."

ACTOR STEVE BUSCEMI on learning that fans can now buy a shower curtain emblazoned with a big image of his face