Football Funnies: The Miss of the German season has already been decided, thanks to Wolfsburg's Junior Malanda

The football season has only just begun, but the dubious honour of Miss of the Season has probably already been decided.

We'll be very lucky if anything can top this effort by VfL Wolfsburg's Junior Malanda.

I'm no expert on goals, having never actually scored one, but Malanda should really be finishing this off, especially with his side 2-1 down to reigning German Bundesliga champions Bayern Munich.

He knows it too. This Vine captures some of his soul-crushing disappointment as he collapses like he's just won a tennis Grand Slam:

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