Santi Cazorla is short, Theo Walcott looks like Formula 1 ace Lewis Hamilton and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain resembles a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Those are some of the things the Arsenal stars can't change about themselves, which they admit in the video above.
It is part of the Rainbow Laces campaign against homophobia in football, which aims to get professional footballers lacing their boots with rainbow-coloured laces in matches over the Sept 13-14 weekend.
What better way to get the word out than with a silly video like this one. Check it out above.