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I was a Cleo bachelor… and I found love

On the day of the finals, I arrived to see muscled men gyrating topless on stage.

I glanced at the sandwich in my hands - carbs - and thought to myself: "I'm so glad my clothes will stay on tonight."

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A version of this article appeared in the print edition of The Sunday Times on May 27, 2018, with the headline 'I was a Cleo bachelor… and I found love'. Print Edition | Subscribe