"Kanye West can't write, sing or play. So I have trouble with him as anything but a poser. Produce? That means he sits in a chair while the engineer does the work. He's a poser."

- ROCKER DAVID CROSBY on rapper Kanye West

"Didn't I tell you not to lose weight? Twenty years later, you're still so fat."

- SINGER SAMMI CHENG, whose weight has yo-yo'ed through the years, imagining what she would say to her older self

"My resting face can be very stern, like murderous. I inherited that from my mom. I still don't know how people perceive me, and ultimately I don't care."

- AVENGERS STAR JEREMY RENNER