19 years, wow… This time 19 years ago, I was dressed from head to toe in purple.

DAVID BECKHAM on celebrating his 19th year of marriage with his wife Victoria. They wore purple outfits at their wedding reception in 1999

You can't be someone who's made fun of - you actually have to be funny yourself. So far, we haven't really seen that, but we're watching closely.

COMEDIAN JERRY SEINFELD, who is helming the 10th season of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, on whether he would invite United States President Donald Trump

Just heard there's a... checkpoint in Hollywood, a few blocks from where I live. Everyone better give their housekeepers, nannies and landscapers a ride home tonight.

ACTRESS AMBER HEARD, whose tweet was slammed as racist, even though she meant well