'This is for the people who lose/Both of us have been in your shoes/This one's for the loser inside of you/This is for the people don't get to take the trophy home.'

HOSTS JOSH GROBAN AND SARA BAREILLES dedicating their opening number to Tony Awards nominees who fail to land prizes

I got the right kind of six-pack. I ain't gonna give up no cold beer on a Sunday.

COUNTRY SINGER LUKE BRYAN, on not apologising for his indulgences

No, I bathe in milk.

SINGER MARIAH CAREY on talk that she relaxes in a tub filled with French mineral water