I've written some of my best stuff while unloading the dishwasher because you're distracted - and yet you're not. I've read Zen masters talking about the same thing. I wrote things down on random bits of paper and put them in a cardboard box. When the time comes to write the album, I go and get the box.

EAGLES STAR DON HENLEY on his songwriting techniques

I just never know what women are thinking.

SINGER JUSTIN BIEBER on the inspiration for his new single, What Do You Mean

No, I would consider getting in a rocket and going to another planet because, clearly, this planet has gone bonkers.

COMEDIAN JON STEWART, asked whether he would return to late-night TV if developer Donald Trump won the United States presidency