We called him Fatman, because he had a little belly. He never wore nothing but underwear.''
ROOSTER, Matthew McConaughey's brother, on the Oscar winner's childhood nickname
The trouble with politics is that it's all old men. I don't want a man to do anything for me because they're so disorganised.''
SINGER MILEY CYRUS on the upcoming US presidential elections
I wouldn't be seen dead in shorts. I hate my legs. I have these short footballer's legs. First, they were my Kevin Keegans, now they're my Wayne Rooneys. They were never my David Beckhams because he has great legs. I'd have been a great footballer because I'm built like one from the waist down.''
OSCAR WINNER HELEN MIRREN