I'm married to a Colombian woman, she doesn't want to know that there was anybody before her! Like, lives will be in danger!

ACTOR JOE MANGANIELLO, who will not divulge his dating history for fear of upsetting actress Sofia Vergara

What are you going to put in it? Kale? She doesn't eat candy!

ACTOR JUSTIN THEROUX joking about giving his wife Jennifer Aniston an empty pinata

We were on that show for nine years. We watched each other get married and have kids and go through health scares and all the things that happen over a decade. I realised, at one point, this is the longest I've known any group of people besides my family. There's something that lasts forever about that.

ACTOR JASON SEGEL on his How I Met Your Mother co-stars