"I'm an award-winning alcoholic, I guess."

ACTOR MATTHEW PERRY, a recovered alcoholic, on winning an award from a rehabilitation centre

"Rene says to me, 'I want to die in your arms.' Okay, fine, I'll be there, you'll die in my arms."

SINGER CELINE DION on her husband Rene Angelil, who has cancer

"It is. But too out there? I love the ocean."

ACTOR JEFF GOLDBLUM admitting that naming his newborn Charlie Ocean is "a little out there"