I feel like I'm waiting for the X-rays to come back, see if that spot on my lung is really nothing. It's not just liberals, you know, who are nervous. It's independents, moderates, sane Republicans, future generations, every other country on earth, all the animals, the fish in the sea. There are amoebae under the ice on Mars saying, 'Oh, this could be bad for us'.

TV HOST BILL MAHER on his anxiety about the United States presidential election

I'm not sure what's better - winning the award or Faith Hill fixing my tie.

SINGER ERIC CHURCH , who won Album of the Year at the CMA Awards, before country music star Hill fixed his tie on stage

I'm always feeling around for lumps and bumps, and so I'm never comfortable. I had a friend who went into remission and she planned a big party, and then the cancer came back. You just never know.

BLACK SABBATH GUITARIST TONY IOMMI, who does not believe that he has won his lymphoma battle although it is in remission