Our airports are nicer than yours, Donald Trump. Don't bring Third World countries into this, you hear me? Don't involve us in your problems.

SOUTH AFRICAN LATE-NIGHT HOST TREVOR NOAH on the United States presidential hopeful's bizarre comparison of American airports to those in developing countries at last Monday's debate

You know what I really want right now? Honestly, I want funny. Funny makes me happy. But I just want someone really hot. Like, I just want, like, a hot guy right now. Not quite for life, you know. I think Brad is very, very handsome.

ACTRESS KATE HUDSON on wanting a man like the newly single Brad Pitt in her life

Close your legs, men.

SINGER ADELE, calling out guys who "man spread" or spread their legs on the subway