It's wildly inappropriate. I feel like I'm going steady with these pants. I'm sorry. This is a classy joint and I just took it into the gutter.

ACTOR RYAN GOSLING discovering that a suit he wore to late night show Jimmy Kimmel Live! was too tight

One is most formidable not because of how much he can do, but because he has the ability and vision to say no to a lot of things and does only the really worthwhile things to the best of his ability.

SINGER KAY TSE

I realise people will be disappointed, but I don't owe anybody a picture. And people who say 'But I bought your album' know that you got my album and you got what you paid for, an album.

SINGER JUSTIN BIEBER, who is done taking photos with fans