It's going to be the best year of my life and then I'm going to gain a lot of weight and open a bed and breakfast and live in seclusion.

COMEDIENNE AMY SCHUMER on her Emmy Award nomination for her sketch show Inside Amy Schumer

I was literally driving in the minivan with all my kids and somebody calls and I'm like, 'Hello' and it's him, and he was like, 'Hey, just wanna say thanks for doing the song' and I was like, 'You don't understand, you can't call me right now. All my kids are in the car; don't say any bad words.'

SINGER GWEN STEFANI on receiving a call from rapper Eminem to thank her for recording Kings Never Die with him

We always comfort others like sages and torture ourselves like fools.

ACTRESS RUBY LIN on how it is easier to give advice than to follow it