There's nothing that can be done about how men control the temperatures in the office. The women are all freezing. We're all dying. We're all wearing hats.

LATE-NIGHT COMEDIENNE SAMANTHA BEE

If people want to take a photo, that's fine. But they're going to get a photo of me drunk.

ACTOR HENRY CAVILL on saying yes when fans want to take pictures with him in a bar

With the Internet, it makes me feel sentimental about old-time angry mobs. In a mob, you actually had to throw on your jacket, go outside, use your hands. Now you can join a mob sitting on your couch in your underwear.

COMEDIAN GILBERT GOTTFRIED