Football Funnies: At 36, famously non-scoring striker Emile Heskey is still missing

Former Liverpool and England striker Emile Heskey, famous for not scoring many goals, is now 36, and still doing what he's best known for.

The forward, currently a free agent after a spell in Australia, used an appearance on football show Soccer AM to show off what he has to offer.

Faced with a decently-sized hole to fire the ball into, Heskey stepped up and missed terribly, sending the ball far too high.

If ever a career could be summed up in a six-second Vine, here it is: