It's not a memoir. I'm so furious because I'm too young to have a memoir. What wisdom do I have to impart? None! A collection of humorous essays, how's that? There will be no lessons taught!
UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT STAR ELLIE KEMPER, 36, insisting her forthcoming book should be accurately advertised
Being in love is the scariest thing in the world. You want to cry and scream. I can't handle it. Every time we say goodbye, I think, 'This will have been a nice last week together.'
COMEDIENNE AMY SCHUMER, who is dating furniture designer Ben Hanisch
Rolling Stone magazine said the worst day in history was the day Donny Osmond was born. That destroyed me as a teenager.
SINGER DONNY OSMOND on the worst thing said to him