I heard a sound that can only be described as a gay thunder. It was like a gay Cirque duSoleil, just gaymen flying with their cellphones, old Jewish ladies flying to get just a look at Streisand. Weall lost it.

COMEDIENNE KATHY GRIFFIN, who found herself sitting behind singer Barbra Streisand at a Bette Midler concert

Reality television is fun to watch and I enjoy being voyeuristic, but I think it feeds into narcissism. It's not about standing up for a cause. It's not about goodmusic. It's not about anything.

FORMER WONDER WOMAN STAR LYNDA CARTER

I hold him so close and touch his little belly and he tells me not to be so gay, but I will hold his hand in the streets.

Actor Evergreen Mak on his 12-year-old son's resistance to fatherly affection