"When people talk about the way I look, it obviously bothers me. But the way it bothers other women that I know is just so astonishing to me."

ACTRESS MINDY KALING, who says she has never had difficulty dressing for photo shoots

"I'm just gonna cut together all my fight scenes that I've been doing for 30 years, with guns, knives. I'm gonna put it on a loop at the front door as they come in and say, 'Hi, how ya doin? You see, this is what I do for a living. I kill people for a living!'"

ACTOR LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS joking about protecting his four daughters from boys

"I check my fly, that's about it. I make sure I'm zipped.

COUNTRY MUSIC STAR BRAD PAISLEY on his simple pre-show ritual