My wife is hosting a baby inside her body. Congratulations to me. I'm hosting the Oscars and I had sex. Two things as a teenage boy I never thought would be possible.

COMEDIAN AND TV HOST JIMMY KIMMEL announcing his wife's pregnancy and his Oscar news on his talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live!

He said, 'Don't waste your time. You're too ugly to be a leading man and you're not ugly enough to be a character actor.' Thanks! He said, 'Can you write? That's the way to do it right there. Write your own stuff, your own characters and don't wait around for other people.'

ACTOR-WRITER BILLY BOB THORNTON on taking advice from legendary director Billy Wilder

I'm not a mathematician - I actually failed maths. I wasn't good at maths at all! I still use my fingers - proud of it!

ACTRESS TARAJI P. HENSON, who stars as real-life rocket scientist Katherine Johnson in Hidden Figures