"He's the second most despicable man because I've already played Dick Cheney. I loved playing both."
ACTOR RICHARD DREYFUSS, who insists conman Bernie Madoff is no match for the former United States vice-president
"I loved the immediate way I could correct things. At the time, there were just so many lies. It was stupid stuff like, 'Eva's pregnant!' I'm like, 'Guys, I ate a burger. I'm not pregnant...' because my mum would call!"
ACTRESS EVA LONGORIA on social media
"I knew there were times when people wait to make jokes about something, but I always thought that concept was ridiculous. Is there an office with a guy behind a desk who decides when it's not too soon anymore?"
COMEDIAN GILBERT GOTTFRIED, who is still infamous for telling a 9/11 joke weeks after the attacks