Go ahead quote me

Actor Richard Dreyfuss
Actor Richard Dreyfuss
Actress Eva Longoria
Actress Eva Longoria
Comedian Gilbert Gottfried
Comedian Gilbert Gottfried

"He's the second most despicable man because I've already played Dick Cheney. I loved playing both."

ACTOR RICHARD DREYFUSS, who insists conman Bernie Madoff is no match for the former United States vice-president

"I loved the immediate way I could correct things. At the time, there were just so many lies. It was stupid stuff like, 'Eva's pregnant!' I'm like, 'Guys, I ate a burger. I'm not pregnant...' because my mum would call!"

ACTRESS EVA LONGORIA on social media

"I knew there were times when people wait to make jokes about something, but I always thought that concept was ridiculous. Is there an office with a guy behind a desk who decides when it's not too soon anymore?"

COMEDIAN GILBERT GOTTFRIED, who is still infamous for telling a 9/11 joke weeks after the attacks

A version of this article appeared in the print edition of The Straits Times on February 06, 2016, with the headline 'Go ahead quote me'. Print Edition | Subscribe