I'd be driving a truck because everyone in my family drives trucks. I'd be the funniest UPS driver. You'd be delivering packages to yourself, just to get me to come to your house. People think, 'If I wasn't famous, I'd be miserable or I'd be in jail or whatever'. But I'd be at UPS, happy.

COMEDIAN CHRIS ROCK on his alternative career

In the past, the Japanese have failed. People with big money from the Middle East and Russia, they failed. Can the Chinese succeed in the short term? No way.

CHINESE MEDIA MOGUL LI RUIGANG on getting into the global market, including Hollywood

That was a good chunk of my life that I do not regret, but I wished we had just done one.

ACTOR ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, who is no fan of the two sequels to The Hangover (2009)