Go ahead quote me

Maggie Smith.
Maggie Smith.
Chris Rock.
Chris Rock.
David Spade.
David Spade.

I can't remember. Nobody was allowed to see the script. You had to read it and then eat it, just in case.

DOWNTON ABBEY STAR MAGGIE SMITH, when asked what happens in the last episode of the period drama


Black women have the hardest gig in show business. You hear Jennifer Lawrence complaining about getting paid less because she's a woman - if she was black, she'd really have something to complain about.

COMEDIAN CHRIS ROCK


What president's doing reality shows?

It just sounds weird to me. Michelle Obama's on Ellen more than I am. It just seems a bit thirsty to me.

COMEDIAN DAVID SPADE on the Obamas

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