A lot of my clothes got taken by my kids. Lizzie was the worst, the most blatant; she'd go out wearing a pair of velvet trousers I'd worn at the Roundhouse in 1969. Then, she gave me a pair back for my birthday. I love getting my own things back for my birthday.

ROCK LEGEND MICK JAGGER

Nothing I've given my support to has succeeded. Friends seeking my support had better think twice.

POP STAR JAY CHOU on being asked to make public appearances at his friends' businesses

Dylan, she's nine, and Harry was so kind and spent about 20 minutes talking to her. He was so nice and then she came over and I said, 'What did he say?' And she says, 'What's a pre-nup?'

COMEDIAN BILLY CRYSTAL joking about introducing his granddaughter to her pop idol, One Direction's Harry Styles