SG GO WHERE: BIG KID PLAYGROUNDS

Fun for grown-ups: Compete in gun battles, conquer high obstacles

Skate and sing at a roller rink, shoot zombies and clamber on high nets, bounce and leap off floating obstacles, and wander through mazes at these playgrounds for adults

Nerf Action Xperience in Marina Square features various zones that include climbing walls, rope courses and obstacle runs, a couple of storeys above ground. PHOTO: NERF ACTION XPERIENCE

My kids and I are shooting at zombies with Nerf guns. I miss my shots until I point my Nerf blaster, which fires foam darts, mere inches from the targets. It is satisfying to take down enemies, even those that cannot fight back.

To win more points, we have to find a vaccine (so far, so on trend) that will protect us against the undead/Covid-19/2020.

I run around like a headless chicken until a voice murmurs "look beside you" and I pick up a rugby-shaped vaccine.

The game facilitator uses the same low, insistent tones I employ at treasure hunts at children's parties, when urging little ones to find random stuff I have hidden in front of their noses.

The roles are reversed at Nerf Action Xperience, an indoor playground in Marina Square that welcomes both children and adults.

Here, my kids, aged 11 and seven, are the pros, while I am the kind of noob who calls IT support when her laptop is not connected to Wi-Fi. It is a confrontation with the limitations of my ageing body.

Nerf Action Xperience offers far more than Nerf gun battles. We move beyond the Zombie City arena into the Conquer zone, which features climbing walls, rope courses and obstacle runs, which are a couple of storeys above ground.

We put on helmets and harnesses, with a well-secured rope to tether us to safety.

The Mission: Impossible vibes evaporate when I realise I cannot get past the climbing frames and webs without my forearms trembling with the unaccustomed exercise. My palms turn too sweaty to hold fast to metal grips and handles.

"Don't look down," the daughter calls out.

I look down. It is a mistake.

Perched on a ledge about 12m above ground, I am stuck between an outsize net and an obstacle course with a skateboard attached to a tightrope.

I know I am safe as houses, but, looking sideways, I glimpse escalators scrolling up and down lazily, far below. Do I look like an escapee from Cirque du Soleil?

Physical challenges are supposed to help us overcome our fears. But I hug my fear like a chouchou (a colloquial term for a child's sometimes-stinky security blanket). I resolve to never again spout guff about resilience to my kids.

I give up and turn back. But my 11-year-old son, Micah, completes the course. I did not know I had birthed a would-be Olympian, but he brushes off my gushy mum praise.

At the Challenge zone, one test involves bashing through obstacles as quickly as possible. I am soon face down in a foam pit, where I may have suffocated, albeit very slowly, in a sea of soft, small pyramids. Luckily, I have the gumption to lift my head and continue.

I prefer another game from the traditional whack-a-mole genre. It involves banging on big buttons, which emit squeaks that sound like Stormtrooper gunfire from Star Wars.

Like the other kids there, pink-cheeked from dashing around, my children love the indoor playground. I refrain from muttering darkly about how "child's play" is a misnomer.

True, I am a woman in middle age who needs more exercise. But why does play have to be quite so full of effort? Why do I have to chisel my muscles for fun?

My childhood memories of playing zero point and Pepsi-Cola One Two Three burn ever brighter. I am glad I grew up in a gentler age.


• Pro tip: Concentrate on putting one foot after the other on the high-level rope courses, rather than feeling overwhelmed when you look at how far you have to go. This advice comes from my son, since I abjectly failed to conquer this challenge.

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  • NERF ACTION XPERIENCE

    WHERE: 01-208 Marina Square, 6 Raffles Boulevard

    OPEN: Daily, noon to 8pm

    FEE: Tickets start at $29

    INFO: nerfax.com.sg

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A version of this article appeared in the print edition of The Sunday Times on October 25, 2020, with the headline Fun for grown-ups: Compete in gun battles, conquer high obstacles. Subscribe